Tuesday, March 26, 2024

Women of Wonder! March 2024: Jean Grey X-Men '97

Everything old is new again! And I'm not just talking about all those Y2K fashions I've been seeing in Target. Oh no, Saturday Morning Cartoons have returned... on Wednesday nights! Courtesy of Disney+ all new episodes of the merriest mutants around phase onto your screens with X-Men '97. The new series picks up about a year after the events of the original series, and I got to sit down with one of the show's stars to dish all about motherhood, body image, how to manage fainting, and what it tastes like to consume a whole star. Click the link for my special interview with mutantkind's very own sweetheart: Jean Grey.

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Women of Wonder! February 2024: Scarlett Ultimates!

Ok dear reader, we are mixing it up with something new, by returning to something old. So, last we left off, I was working on making a sister site that would be an online store for items I am selling off in my collection. Creating a website is much harder than I thought, if only because I am not tech savvy. While I continue to navigate that realm, I thought it would be fun to go back to some earlier Dorkette times. Namely quirky toy reviews that were disguised as "interviews" with the hottest new toys on the market. Now, click the link below for a fun new chapter for this blog!

As always, thank you for taking the time to read this silly stuff!




Thursday, October 19, 2023

Diary of a Dorkette: The Archive Store!

Ever seen the toys on this blog and think, "Gosh, I'd love to own that!" Well dear reader, you might just have a chance! Click below and learn more about the chance to purchase items from my toy archives!


Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Life is Fantastic, When You're Made of Plastic

Hi everyone!

What? You thought because the toy soap opera ended that the dorkette drama was done? Oh my darling, it's only just begun! Click the link for more!

Saturday, June 3, 2023

All My Toys: The Final Episode

Dear Diary,

Well. After a decade it's all come down to this. My final entry. And as usual, the fate of the universe hangs in the balance. Could this life be anymore dramatic? It actually probably could. I guess it's time to peel that bandaid back and see what happens next.

Oh, and thank you. All of you.

-M

Sunday, March 12, 2023

All My Toys 270

Previously on All My Toys:

After a few revelations, Miss M came to the realization that reality had been altered and that her life as a soap star in All My Toys had indeed been real. In an effort to rally support, M tried her hardest to convince Bruce Wayne. Bruce had a bombshell of his own that Alfred, one of the few who knew the truth about reality, had passed away.

And now, we look ahead and uncover fabulous secrets leading up to one more episode of the dorkiest soap opera in the history of soap operas.


Tuesday, January 17, 2023

All My Toys: 269

Dear Diary,

I don't even know where to begin. That's the story of my life. A life that has been fractured. For the past year I was living in a world where I thought I had been a soap star on a beloved show called All My Toys. Only it was all real. My seemingly soap opera life was not shared on screens, but in real life. Now everything is twisted, and I don't know how this has happened. There are a few people who have known all along, and I have not believed them until now. I can't tell Ed. When this veil of a fake world trembles and I can see through the lines of reality, I see a different version of Ed, one that is terrifying. There's only one person I can think of that will hopefully be able to help. We've been down this road before and I know that  my level of trust... well there's nothing stronger. 

-Miss M